*this pic was taken last year but sums this up perfectly.LOL!
Last night, a leaning bin, slowly and loudly opened my closet. I'm not sure how I survived that heart attack. I'm lucky to be amongst you today. I must say, absolutely NONE of my "intruder instinct" kicked in. NONE! That mad dash for the butcher knife, that roundhouse kick I've been practicing for 20 years... NOTHING!