shame


I felt so compelled to explain to the cashier at Whole Foods why I was buying boxed cow milk. I was all like "I usually wouldn't consider. I usually wouldn't." He stood there all pensive and understanding. The Nespresso pro recommended Parmalat because of it's creaminess for my Aeroccino. I went on to tell him it'd been quite awhile since I had "milk". I felt so judged. Again, I hit him with a "I normally wouldn't." I sounded like someone denying their sexual exploits.