Autumn

I look forward to being able to pull my tights out every year. I love black tights with just about anything. There's one small problem. They never fit right. Either too big in the leg or too short in the rise. My legs are so thin, they look damn near atrophic. Occasionally I'll find a brand that works for me and buy multiples. But the real sorcery is going to the bathroom. I get dressed in the morning, fine. But somewhere, first round to the bathroom and I can never get them back over my butt. Guaranteed to be sitting at the top of my thighs for the rest of the day. #blackgirlproblems #pearshaped