Note: I’m supremely high.
This sequence of unfortunate events orrrrrr maybe fortunate events, we’ll see, will somersault me into a very different phase of life. If in fact I do not secure gainful employment orrrrr not so “gainful”, I’m gonna pack all the beautiful things I’ve wasted money on over the last few years in storage in Hampton and travel Europe for a full year. I’mma abandon my fiscal responsibilities and peace out. I deserve that kind of freedom in this life time.
Y’all are right, I probably don’t need a dog.